Why do I work here?

Yes does not answer the question of paper or plastic.

Did you really just ask me that?

I have no upper body strength.

I hate you.

Stop talking.

How can I waste time but not get yelled at?

Don’t talk to me.

No, I’d rather not do carts with you.

Can it be August so I can quit yet?

Why am I not 18?

Stop staring at me while I bag.

Don’t rearrange the groceries I just bagged for you. They’re perfectly fine.

I want that food.

Don’t just stand there, bag your own damn groceries lazy ass.

Is it really that difficult to throw away your sample cups?

I hate everyone.

And the list goes on…

Anonymous asked: upload a pic of your prom dress

how about no.